Why Go To Vegas? Why Leave Texas?
Let’s face it. We’ve all got it good in the great state of Texas. Frankly I don’t ever want to leave. I live and die in Texas. So when my friends all gear up for a Vegas vacation I have to chuckle. Who wants to go to stinky Las Vegas? I can get all that casino action online. I can play my roulette or poker online. I can go watch the dancing girls right here at home. So what does Las Vegas have to offer me?
Nothing.
God Bless Texas.